How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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