ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
party gras won. party gras always wins.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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