So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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