No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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