After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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