found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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