Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's shark week go big or go home
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
