well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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