i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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