i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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