I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We left an ass print on the piano.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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