hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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