she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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