sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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