I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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