You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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