if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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