I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Randomize
