White coat. Heels.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i think my cat just said my name.
My ass is underappreciated
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
