Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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