awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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