The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I touched a dick in church today
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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