Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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