Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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