Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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