Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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