hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The feeling are messing with the penis
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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