I wish i was in the wii world.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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