your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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