i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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