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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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