Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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