I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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