see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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