How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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