you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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