WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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