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• (951): View more from California

  Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down

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• (310): View more from California

  I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  handjob tips. give me some.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Ketchup is God's man juice

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• (818): View more from California

  I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.

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  Aspirations

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• (407): View more from Florida

  After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.

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  What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?

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  You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.

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