He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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