They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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