Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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