whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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