going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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