Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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