You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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