Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sorry my hands just texted you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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