is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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