I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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