well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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