i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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