yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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