if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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