garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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