Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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