I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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