Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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