Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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