I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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