You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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