then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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