Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
